JOHNNIE PARURU :O
You'll be mine, one day ;) lol.

Thursday 3rd February 2011

Happy 18th Birthday Cousin, love you x

I look funny in that dress ? Bitch, if you wanna look at something funny, grab a fucking mirror.

PIG!

Tuesday 18th Jan 2011

Summer 2o11

Endless bbq's, living at the beach, unlawfully driving your Nan's work car to the river because your too lazy to walk, sand drawings, sunsets, finding out your younger cousin has her resticted before you even have your learners, discovering Sour Cream and Sweet Chilli Sauce on hot chips, Photos taken when your not ready, Underwater camera, jumping off a 15 metre bridge before everybody else, homemade pizza, mac and cheese for breakfast-lunch and tea, Watermelon, sitting on the water tank whippin' your hair back and forth, being home with just your 14 year old kid sister, portable speakers, towering all the pillows on yourself and letting your 3 heavy siblings bodyslam you, spotlight, crayfish, hot dogs, being indecsive, driving to Tirohanga to get $1 mix lollies, breaking down on the side of the road then your Uncle pulls over thinking your allowed to drive, losing your phone, eating gingernut biscuits at 3am, Milo and rice bubbles, doing hard labour for a good cause, drunkin' conversations about school, breaking the vacuum, fixing the vacuum, Discovery Channel, watching your Koro try to start the lawn mower then seeing the starter cord fly out of its home.

My maaaaan, gimme that.

Monday 6th December - 2010

This picture has no relevance to my rant of a post, sorry lol.

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Kelsey, what the hell is wrong with you?! I swear to fucking God, you just mess shit up with your fat mouth. Misreading everything pepole say to you, then BANG! "Oh hey, I think I like you." Saying shit like that based on one thought of appreciation. "Oh wow, he's tall. I think I like him" "Hey you, tall guy - yeah I pretty much like you" GEEEEEEEEEEZ. Sort your shit out girl, before you kill something - probably yourself >:(

Monday 29th November - 2010

Hi guys, pehea ana ratou ? Haha, thought Id chuck abit of Maori greatness in the mix ;)

As you can see I've recieved my School I.D FOR Naenae College maybe i dunno . . . 6 months late :/ Better than never I suppose, lol. When I saw the envelope in the mailbox, I had instant thoughts of throwing it in the rubbish just to save myself the dissapointment of yet another UGALY id photo, rahh. But that wouldve been a waste, so I decided to open it. Im happy I did, cos MAAAAAAAAAN - that is one of the best ID photos of me - ever! lolol. Not too sound too proud or nothing, but sheesh! It so good compared to previous ones :D dahahaha. I hope your as excited about it as I am, I doubt it though :L Good times + Goodbye x