JOHNNIE PARURU :O
You'll be mine, one day ;) lol.

Thursday 3rd February 2011

Happy 18th Birthday Cousin, love you x

I look funny in that dress ? Bitch, if you wanna look at something funny, grab a fucking mirror.

PIG!

Tuesday 18th Jan 2011

Summer 2o11

Endless bbq's, living at the beach, unlawfully driving your Nan's work car to the river because your too lazy to walk, sand drawings, sunsets, finding out your younger cousin has her resticted before you even have your learners, discovering Sour Cream and Sweet Chilli Sauce on hot chips, Photos taken when your not ready, Underwater camera, jumping off a 15 metre bridge before everybody else, homemade pizza, mac and cheese for breakfast-lunch and tea, Watermelon, sitting on the water tank whippin' your hair back and forth, being home with just your 14 year old kid sister, portable speakers, towering all the pillows on yourself and letting your 3 heavy siblings bodyslam you, spotlight, crayfish, hot dogs, being indecsive, driving to Tirohanga to get $1 mix lollies, breaking down on the side of the road then your Uncle pulls over thinking your allowed to drive, losing your phone, eating gingernut biscuits at 3am, Milo and rice bubbles, doing hard labour for a good cause, drunkin' conversations about school, breaking the vacuum, fixing the vacuum, Discovery Channel, watching your Koro try to start the lawn mower then seeing the starter cord fly out of its home.

My maaaaan, gimme that.

Monday 6th December - 2010

This picture has no relevance to my rant of a post, sorry lol.

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Kelsey, what the hell is wrong with you?! I swear to fucking God, you just mess shit up with your fat mouth. Misreading everything pepole say to you, then BANG! "Oh hey, I think I like you." Saying shit like that based on one thought of appreciation. "Oh wow, he's tall. I think I like him" "Hey you, tall guy - yeah I pretty much like you" GEEEEEEEEEEZ. Sort your shit out girl, before you kill something - probably yourself >:(

Monday 29th November - 2010

Hi guys, pehea ana ratou ? Haha, thought Id chuck abit of Maori greatness in the mix ;)

As you can see I've recieved my School I.D FOR Naenae College maybe i dunno . . . 6 months late :/ Better than never I suppose, lol. When I saw the envelope in the mailbox, I had instant thoughts of throwing it in the rubbish just to save myself the dissapointment of yet another UGALY id photo, rahh. But that wouldve been a waste, so I decided to open it. Im happy I did, cos MAAAAAAAAAN - that is one of the best ID photos of me - ever! lolol. Not too sound too proud or nothing, but sheesh! It so good compared to previous ones :D dahahaha. I hope your as excited about it as I am, I doubt it though :L Good times + Goodbye x

Friday 26th November - 2010

Lien half the drowning, lol.
Woosing out, lol. I was supposed to jump off first.

Courtney - Underwater camera's, capturing great facials since ages ago lol. Me and Courtney at Birdie Park.

Saving Lien from the depths of the ocean ;) Hero or what?! lol

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BEST DAY TODAY! Abit of late organizing, but it happened and thats what matters :) lol. Went to Petone Wharf with 2 of my good friends, Lien and Courtney. We originally planned to have a feed, but ended up acting on impulse and jumping off the wharf in our clothes lol. Pretty much ruthless, I know ;) haha jks. Lien was wearing jeans and a shirt, which made her sink lool - I was in a skirt and singlet, and ill leave it at that :O When our minor act of ruthlessness concluded, we thought we'd compliment our "status" with the MAJOR act of ruthlessness doom, haha. (im so intense with all my mad words, lol.) We walked along the Esplanade and through Petone soaking wet, messy hair, dry skin, panda eyes and a yellow Pak N Save bag, we even jumped on the bus wet too, lolol. Ooooh, I dont think I've mentioned our "Daytripper" bus pass have I? Well, because we had to bus to Petone and back, Lien came up with a bright idea - buy a $9 bus ticket which allows the catching of any bus, to any place, anytime of the day it is purchased :O Wow right ? haha. So we caught maybe 3 or 4 different buses exploring the streets and streetwalkers in Lower Hutt, observant is bliss. So yes, that was my day of awesomeness - well bits of it, lol. Enjoy guys, late x

Thursday 25th November - 2010

Haha, this is my little sister, and as you can probably see, she's a tad unordinary lol. Because Im finding it hard to breath and laugh and type at the same time, I am gonna conclude the post for today, *gasping for air* lol.

Wednsday 24th November - 2010

This my m,darlin' followers is Josh :) He's the nicest, talented-ist, best hairdo-ist, funniest, tallest, studliest, brownest, stylishist, cleverist, mathematicalist boy Ive ever met. I know half of those words arent even applicable in the dictionary, but I swear - he deserves his own cos I could go on and on hahaha. But I wont, cos then it'll probably seem as If I Like him or something ;) lol.
Haha P.S - I noticed I stuffed the dates up in my previous post :L Couldnt help but laugh, haha.

Tuesday 15th November 2010

My Mum and I Me and my sisters, Sinead and Pharyn.

LIEN :L

Piripi and I - End of Year Prizegiving.Just chillin'
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So SUMMARISING these past 2 weeks I've;

- Journeyed on up to Hamilton for my Dad's 40th Birthday.

- Dyed my hair red.

- Finished school for 2010.

- Had end of year Prizegiving for school.

- Recieved my Prefects Badge.

- Seen my brother, sisters and Mum after 5 months.

Thats it for now folks, you come on back now ya hear? x

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2nd November 2010 - Tuesday

Photo one: My Dad and my Younger brother in them good ol' days. I love you two xo

Today is my Dad's 40th birthday :)

For the whole of my 16 years, he has bought me expensive clothes, fed me probably 70 kgs of teeth-rotting lollies, yelled at me for saying "puck", squished flies with the best sound effects EVER and been there for me without hesitation.

Dad, I just wanna say - I love and miss you with all my heart, and I WILL make you proud one day. Wish you were her xo

1st November 2010 - Monday

Photo: Tayla, my best friend and I being dickheads, lol.

Mmm, this photo wasnt taken today but I really wanna try keep up with my new plan, so I thought this one would do just fine :) This is my Best Friend Tayla and myself wagging school, lol. (but you dont know that right?*wink*) She had to stay home and scrub her ceiling with a broom and cold soapy water, so I thought maybe Id join in on the rather odd school day job and help ease the load, lool. Overall it was a pretty good day, ended up going back to school 4th period and lunch then leaving 5th. So yes, thats about it homies, see you again soon x

31st October 2010 - Sunday.

Photo: Parading around in my $3 skirt and $4 blazer, bargain or what?! haha. Excuse my tree trunks we all know as legs lol.

Okay Okay, first things first; I AM FULL OF SHIT and I ADMIT IT! I thought my 'post daily' would be my key to commitment, but sadly I was proved wrong :/ lool. So Im sorry for the great number of people (yeah right, lol) that had confidence in me to do what I said I would do, but I WILL try and keep it updated daily. And if that doesnt happen, ill try to at least update this thing weekly! Better then nothing I suppose :) Good stuff, good stuff.

SOO, here's another bright idea that I've come up with, lets hope I can keep up with this one lol. Im thinking I'll display my photographic geniusness and post a picture I've taken that day, everyday. -AND maybe if I can be bothered I'll give a lil yack about it ? Can I get a amen?! AMEN, lolol. So there it is folk, my so-called bright idea. Wish me luck and maybe I'll suceed x

Feelin' like a commitment beast

My younger cousin wippacha-ing boredom to Mars, lol.

Realisation; NZ teens like myself have real different ways of speaking and using words to express themselves compared to teens from the UK or USA and all them high-up places :/ It may just be because im such a horie speaker who knows how to destroy older boys with insults of Dooooom, lol but im addressing this topic in a "general" sort've way. So I follow quite a few foreign people's blogs and I must say - the way they use words is so funny :L just seeing or reading rather the words they melt together into a worded masterpiece is so unique and different and COOOOOL :) lol. Big ups to you guys.

ANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYWAY;

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow, as the title of this post suggests -I am feeling absolutely monster-ish right now. If I keep this "daily post" gizmo up, im gonna be friggin' godzilla at the end of next month ;) raaaaaaah, lol. So in other news folks, I had a pretty average day. But I guess thats whats expected on a dreary, stuck inside day :/ (another) but, being taught to entertain myself since the days of ancient cellphones - I hatched a plan to make lifes artificial sunshine for the satisfaction of my happiness. This plan consisted of beating the apparently intelligent computer at solitare, hearts AND freecell :o another reason to feel like a absolute beeeeast, lol. Thats not all folks, I threw in a somewhat flop of a self photo-taking marathon, haha. I ruined my hair, and tried to cover it up by carefully applying red lipstick. Let me tell you :/ red lipstick doesnt give your tragic hair any justice, lol. Photos of the weather worked out a lot more successful, whch deserves a big ups :) Alot of eating occured too, like any usual day. Cheezels, Apples, Strawberry jam on toast, noodles, carrot and yoghurt, lime cordial ? mmmm, what id give to shove that in my mouth once again hahaha! so yeah, tommorow I have a awesome post lined up - im trying to build the excitemnt without actually letting the big suprise slip ;) hahaha! So yes, be prepared for tommorow my dear followers - it shall be a shabang of a post. Well at least in my booooooks :L hope your anticipation has blown its rooftop off :) lol. Happy day/night tweeties xo

The boy who cried nametag.

Hello, hello, hellllllllllo.
I love Spongebob Squarepants, the inspiration for the title of this here post. He is the cutest, funniest, underwater-dwelling sponge Ive ever watched every day for 30 minutes ever, haha. Anyway, so far today has beeen . . lets say bland. Its the first week of the school holidays, im grounded and the stupid weather isnt slappin' a good ol' smile on my dial, SML. But because Im not the kind to stay unhappy for long, I decided to keep up with my "era of update" and download new songs for my ipod. Kolohe Kai, Rebel Souljahz, Cee-Lo, Christina Aguliera and a bit of Little River Band, keeping my musical lifeline frecky frecky FRESH lol. Anyway, I havent taken any photos today, so i've tempted myself and put up one of the greatest apple crumble I've ever tasted. EVER! The bakery I bought it from is actually owned by the parents of one of my good friends, Lien. So Lien, if your reading this tell your Momma and Pops that the way they cook them little beauties is beyond champion lol. So yes, thats about all folks. Thanks for reading, and come right on back next time ya hear ? haha. Good day to you :)

Shit, Im feeling really negligent looking at my blog :/

So I've decided to start all over.

After this, I will post something, anything, bullcrap even to my blog everyday. I'll even try make my life appeal more to whoever, with the help of my Handy-dandy Camera - chachingg, lol.
Till tommorow pipsies x

Im sitting there thinking "what the f@#k is wrong with you?!"

Photo # One - Tayla and I while "skuxx hunting" ;) lolol.
Photo # Two - Acting awesome or something similar.

Hi guys. As you have probably realised im not the best at keeping things up to date, more of a "i'll do it later" type of human. And later is never a set time frame so I've noticed, which is quite weird :o Anyway, this week was a "shoot me with a cross bow" marathon :/ fml. A whole tonne of reality bricks threw themselves at me concerning my screwed up life, lol. IM good at ruining things without intentions to, walking tragedy :/ But walking on the greener grass side of things, a decision has been made about my future mathematics aspirations, yosssss. I will go absolutely nuts trying to achieve the end of year exams, and hopefully get into Yr 13 Calculus :) Fingers crossed. PLUS:- a big fat shout out to Tayla, Djana, Kristen and Courtney who have happily accepted me into their friendship circle thingy things, lol. You'se are champs. Well till next time homies, next time xx